Bob the “Buggar Bunny” Ryan and his Eggs

sports easter eggsIt’s customary for our families to have enjoy Easter eggs. On this occasion however, certain individual/groups received eggs with messages (sorry no candy) but….not all were the kind, enjoyable Easter eggs. Some had been delivered by the Buggar Bunny with unkind eggs….take a look…

 

….John Calipari’s egg..it’ll rot in ¼ the time of a normal egg (same length of time that you’re so called “students”) are doing in college @Kentucky

…Atlanta Braves fans egg…. Had a note– “Sorry, we’ve wiped out all key players for this year. Hope you enjoy the rebuilding (code word for bad baseball) as you watch (both of u who will come) these games”

…Stan Kroneke’s egg….ur receiving a 6 foot long screw….so that you can handle St. Louis sports fans

…Starlin Castro’s egg….a 60 day traveling pass for the City of Chicago (since you’ll be gone after that)

…LA Lakers fans egg…a free shock treatment after watching Lakers win 20’ish games all season long

…Jason Motte’s egg…limbo bar as you realize that ur the 6th inning guy for the Cubs-how low can you go

…Blue fans egg…an inhaler so that they can catch their breath after every single loss

…Cubs fans egg…a pin to pop that make-believe balloon of being a good team

…Scott Van Slyke’s egg….a note—“Trade me so I can play every day”`

…Bo Ryan’s egg…a pat on the back for the reaching the pinnacle of a great coaching career

….SD Padres egg…new uniforms with the title “Atlanta West Team”

…Trevor Rosenthal’s egg…a one-page article on throwing ur 1st pitch as a strike

….the N.Carolina’s academic sports advisor egg– a resume w/o reference to UNC

…Allen Craig’s egg…an escape from this body/face that look like me but I’m not there!

….the CBC/ESPN/TNT/TBS/TRUE/FOXSN/ESPN2/ESPNSN/ESPN-whatever—a stopwatch so that they realize that we don’t need 8 hours of pre-game for a 2 hour game

…Charles Barkley’s egg….a blue ribbon for your succinct, poignant, insightful, non-haughty comments

…Edward Mujica’s egg…a déjà vu card since he’s temporary closer for Boston…just like the good ol’ StL days..why did he get the quick plane ticket anyway?

…Evan Longoria’s egg…good health so that u may finally reach that “star” plateau

…Kim Anderson’s egg…a real estate agent’s card for use in 1 year

…the Viagra Woman , who’s tired of curling up with a book ,egg—a new set of warm blankets and long pajamas

…Okl City bball fans egg…bottle of no doze as Durant & Westbrook pack their free-agent bags

…Ken Hitchcock’s egg… a bottle of his favorite drink for providing entertaining, good hockey

…Boston Red Sox’s promo dept egg—a bat that guarantees a swing a and a miss due to their propensity for promoting” sure fire” stars of the future that NEVER seem to pan out

…Lance Armstrong’s egg..a heavy dose of truth serum along with a pinch of reality

…LA baseball fans egg…an extra bite out of their sports baseball apple now that they have 3 real teams

…ARod’s egg…a sharp taste of humility as he travels from boo to boo in MLB cities

…Manifesto Mike’s egg…a quicker hook for his closer (when he doesn’t have it)

…Dave Peacock’s egg…a treadmill since he’s going nowhere fast with the stadium plans

…Rolling Stone Mag’s egg…plenty of crow for their publication of the fictitious rape cases @ U of Va

…Matt Holliday’s egg… a greater appreciation by StL fans for his steady performance

…Billy Bean’s egg…removal of the ”For Rent “ signs that he used last year for Lester/Smardzija

…Mark Texiara’s egg—“retire NOW” messages on his phone

…Ike Davis (Oakland’s DH with .223 avg last year) egg…the movie-“Ya Gotta b Kidding me”!

…NCAA College Basketball HOF committee’s egg after naming John Calipari to the HOF…the chapter in the book on the baseball HOF on integrity

…Jupiter’s egg….a lot more R &R since the Birds have departed

…Bob Ryan’s egg… an end to this rambling–please . Thx 4 reading—comments are welcome!

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